Australian beauty Ashlee Adams may possibly be the hottest geek-girl on the planet. It’s not every day you meet a Penthouse Pet who can kick your ass at Donkey Kong Country 2. The delicious GodsGirl model talks video games, tattoos, cheap porn and why it ain’t cool to send her pics of your penis.

So, you really are a geek, right? Give us a few quick reasons why we should believe you.

I know I don’t look like the typical geek, but take a quick look at my collection of video games, Buffy memorabilia and geeky tattoos and you’ll see that I really am.

You’re a big Playstation fanatic. You even have the Playstation buttons tattooed on your knuckles. What are your top 5 favorite games of all-time?

1. Final Fantasy VII
2. Resident Evil 4 
3. Resident Evil 2 
4. Donkey Kong Country 2 
5. Sid Meier’s Original Civilization

Okay, we’re convinced that you’re a geek. You’re in battle mode and you’re about go into combat. There are thousands of fans screaming and you’re in an octagon with a gigantic flat-screen tv and two controllers. Who would be on the other controller, what would you be playing, and how would the battle go down?

Ohhh gosh, that is a hard one. Maybe Ben Stiller. I fucking hate him so much, so given the opportunity to kick his ass in any forum would please me greatly. The game would have to be something like Dora the Explorer because I think that’s about all Ben Stiller would be capable of. The battle would probably go down with me throwing my controller at his face and screaming at him to stop making shit movies.

I think I just peed myself laughing at that answer. If you could do a geeky-themed photo shoot, what would the theme be?

It would definitely be Resident Evil themed. I wanna do a shoot at an old abandoned gas station, holding a double-barrel shotgun and looking all badass and sexy. I would probably want a second person to be a zombie crawling on the ground.

Let’s go back to your tattoos. How many game inspired tattoos do you have and what are they?

I have a Final Fantasy VII sleeve on my right arm that is almost finished, the Playstation symbols across the knuckles of my left hand, the words “GEEK GIRL” on my chest with Mario mushrooms and Space Invaders, the words “ZOMBIE KILLER” on the backs of my legs under my butt cheeks, and the Resident Evil Umbrella Corporation symbol at the top of my spine.

Tell us how you landed the opportunity to be featured as an Australian Penthouse Pet.

I actually won a model search competition that was held on their website last year. I only entered for a bit of fun, with photos my best friend took in her back yard with a crappy digital camera. I definitely did not expect to win!

Before modeling, what type of jobs did you have?

School (LOL). I pretty much went straight from graduating high school, to studying journalism for a month at a university, to dropping out to work in the adult industry. I’ve had a few jobs on the side since. I worked for Max Factor as a makeup artist very briefly, but got fired when they found out about my other areas of employment.

Assuming your boyfriend is okay with you doing nude modeling, how does he feel that his friends have seen you bare?

He is amazing. He is totally 100% supportive of everything I do. He’s an extremely mature secure person with no silly jealousy issues, so it has never been a problem. Even though I get naked for a living, he knows at the end of the day I go home to him, and he’s getting for free what everyone else has to pay to see ;)

At this point with your popularity I assume your folks and your family know about your modeling career. Have they been supportive?

I think they try to be supportive, but I know the truth is I’m a bit of a disappointment to them. LOL.

With fame comes more and more fanatics. Here’s your chance to tell your fans some rules. Give us a list of things that fans can sometimes do that really pisses you off.

Oh, if I post on my Twitter that I am going somewhere, please don’t think it’s an open invitation to go and wait there for me and approach me and say weird things when I arrive, because it’s freaking weird. That happened to me in L.A. just yesterday. I was sooo beyond creeped out. Also, I probably don’t want to see your penis, so don’t send me pics of it… and telling me how good you are at oral sex repulses me far more than it turns me on.

Have you ever been mistaken for porn star Ashley Adams?

Haha no, but did you know she was a Penthouse Pet under a different name? There’s also a blonde camgirl from Texas called Ashlee Adams, we look nothing alike but people sometimes get us confused.

Speaking of porn, can you tell us the last time you watched one and the title of it?

Oh gosh, I’m not sure. I love porn. I’m cheap though (LOL), so I generally just look something up on PornHub or RedTube when I feel the urge.

Many Penthouse Pets like Sunny Leone and Hanna Hilton eventually entered the porn arena. Have there been offers and what’s your take on the situation?

There have definitely been offers, but porn just isn’t for me. I mean there is a part of me that has this small desire to maybe shoot some hardcore solo stuff, but I just can’t do it to my family. That would be the straw that broke the camel’s back.

Tell us about being a GodsGirl and what the association has meant to you.

Being a GodsGirl has been a really amazing experience. I have met so many great people and it has opened up a lot of opportunites for me. It’s a really fantastic website.

You just recently made a visit to the States. Tell us about your trip besides being creeped out in LA.

I had a great time, especially in Vegas. That was an absolute blast! I shot some new stuff for GodsGirls.com and did a whole lot of shopping.

It’s almost automatic that Aussies come to Hollywood and become huge stars. Would you ever consider moving here?

I honestly don’t know. I mean I love the lifestyle here, but there’s too much I don’t want to leave behind. Moving that far from my friends and family and my whole life would be a HUGE deal. Plus, it’s damn near impossible to get a working visa over here.

I definitely know a few heads that would be willing to marry you for your papers. Where does Ashlee Adams see herself in 5 years?

Ashlee Adams has no idea (LOL). Seriously, I just don’t know. Right now I’m kinda just riding the whole Penthouse Pet train, and enjoying the fact that I’m getting paid a lot of money to travel around the world and have fun. I am really loving life at the moment so it’s hard to really look ahead and work out what comes next. I’m smart enough to keep myself straight and sorted out though, so I’m sure I’ll decide eventually. I guess I’d kind of like to own my own business one day, maybe. We’ll just have to wait and see.

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