In one fell swoop, Wren the White Trash Princess will look you in the face and proclaim, “I’m not making a porno” thus breaking your heart… and seconds before breaking your nose. In a time when love hurts, Wren is going to make you earn it. Call her white trash, but don’t you dare call her any other names. Go ahead… just try her.

I’m sure there’s a few people who would be looking to get in the ring with you and fight for the title of “White Trash Princess.” Tell us the story behind the title and why you feel it belongs to you.

I might look like a harmless little blond model but if you know me in real life you know not to fuck with me. I have been known to break quite a few noses in my day. Not to say I am a classless bitch who goes out looking for a fight. But, when provoked I pack a fucking beat down no one would expect to come from a girl who looks like me. I grew up in a pretty shit part of town and most of the girls I was friends with in high school were rich and liked to run their mouths at bars. I was always the one to fend off their attackers. Classy on the outside, ghetto at heart (LOL). Hence, being dubbed the white trash princess since my teen years.

If Lindsay Lohan and you wanted to brawl for the title of “White Trash Princess,” how badly would you thrash her?

Oh dude, I think that would be a good fight. That girl looks like she has lots of repressed anger she’s just waiting to take out on someone. In the end though, she needs to eat a burger so I could most likely take her 90 pound ass.

You’re a bit of a vagabond moving from place to place. Are you a bank robber or are you still trying to find the place that stimulates you enough to stay?

Oh lord, definitely not a bank robber. I was lucky enough to work for a company that let me transfer as I pleased all over the place. And, through my years of modeling I have made so many friends all over the place so it has been nice to move to new cities and experience new things while already having a little friend base there to lean on when life got me down. I think I have always just wanted to see and do as much as possible, and since I have had nothing to tie me down anywhere I just kind of go with the flow and make spontaneous choices as I please.

I assume its tough to maintain a steady relationship when you’re living out of your suitcase, right?

I’d say it’s harder to find a decent man then to have a long distance relationship. Though I always seem to find a rad dude just as I am moving to a new city. To top if of when you do find a good man the likely hood with them being cool with the fact that you get naked all over the internet is very slim. I’m not exactly the girl guys are beating down the door to bring home to mom and dad to say the least.

So, what type of person is it going to take for you to unpack your suitcase and settle down?

Doing what I do it is very hard to find some one who can a) get over the fact that I am naked on the internet and that yes more then likely… a lot of their friends have seen me naked because of it; b) not be jealous as fuck about it. I really do love what I do and some people find it hard to wrap their heads around that concept. But, luckily I have found a pretty wonderful guy who is super supportive of me and instead of being jealous when I have a shoot is stoked because he knows it makes me happy. We have a super open and honest relationship which somehow is very hard to find these days. I had to go through a LOT of douche bags before I stumbled upon him, but I sure am lucky I did.

In your MySpace blog, you say that most of your friends are guys with girlfriends. You know they all really want to sleep with you or have thought about it at least. Do you really think your male friend’s girlfriends are ready to share time with a deliciously sexy thing like you? You can see where insecurity would kick in, right?

I think that any girl should be secure enough in their relationship to know their boyfriend will not cheat on them no matter who the girl is. And to be honest, if you aren’t why the fuck are you in that relationship in the first place? The guy friends I do have are dudes I have known for years and are pretty much like family to me. It’s hard for me to comprehend a girl being so insecure in herself that she can’t be cool with her boyfriend being close with another girl. It would be way easier to just come hang with me and realize I am not some maneater whore out to steal your boyfriend. Have a beer with us and chill the fuck out. Not to mention, being jealous of your boyfriend’s best friends and getting mad at them for hanging out only drives a wedge in between you and weakens your relationship. Silly fucking broads.

Let’s talk about your modeling career. Tell us how you got started 4 years ago.

Well, it probably started more like 6 years ago. A friend of mine had a loft space she would rent out to photographers for shoots. One night me and the girls all met up there as a photo shoot was ending to start our drinking for the night. The photographer and I met and he wanted to shoot me. I was super stoked to say the least. We ended up shooting all the time. He helped me build up my portfolio and it all went from there. I am still very thankful to him for it.

And when did you join GodsGirls as a model?

I was 21 living in Montreal and for some reason decided it would be fun to be naked online (LOL). 3 years later, here I am!

What’s the most exhilarating shoot you’ve done so far?

Honestly, I don’t know? To be honest, I just love being in front of the camera. As long as we can laugh together and have the same end result in mind, I am pretty much super stoked on every shoot. Had you asked what shoot I hated most that would have been a more interesting answer :p

Alright then. Without naming names, what’s the worst shoot you’ve ever been a part of?

It wasnt in any way to do with the photog but, I shot in late October outside on a day that ended up being -10. I had to run back to the car every 6 poses or so and warm up for ten minutes at a time. I thought my limbs were gonna fall off. Somehow it was colder that day then when I shot in the fucking snow. NOT FUNNNNNNN! What did I learn… check the fucking weather network before going out to the fucking back woods in late October to shoot. But, it was a close second to shooting in an abandoned warehouse in Montreal. It had apparently become the pigeon hang out. There were HUNDREDS of fucking pigeons kicking around not to mention a few that weren’t still kicking around (vomits at the fucking thought). And to top it off, there was pigeon shit EVERYWHERE. Lucky me. We had planned to sprawl out half naked on the floor surrounded by roses… bahahah. Thank god there was a sheet for me to lay on. The picture is one of my faves of me for sure. But, when I got home I took the longest shower known to mankind and still felt filthy!

Your model mayhem page states that you’re never late and don’t take a bunch of smoke breaks. To me that basically says that you’re professional and take your career seriously. Is this safe to assume?

I definitely take my career very seriously. I have worked my ass off to try and start to make a name for myself and it is finally starting to pay off. Nothing falls into your lap in life. You have to go out and make everything you want happen. I know what I want and nothing gets in my way of getting there.

Name your favorite photographer(s) to work with?

That’s like playing Russian Roulette my friend! Not a road I want to go down. I have loved shooting with everyone. There is not a single photographer I have worked with that I wouldn’t agree to work with again. But, I will say that on Matthew Cooke and Steve Prue shoots… there is never a lack of giggle or fun!

If you could shoot with any photographer, who would it be and why?

With out a doubt Annie Leibovitz. She finds the true beauty in everyone she photographs whether they know its there or not.

Let’s talk ink. How many tattoos do you have?

Oh lord, I don’t really keep count. So gimme a sec….. K back… 12 I think (LOL).

What’s your favorite piece and why? Tell us who did the work.

My current favourite is my little native girl on my right arm. It was done by Steve Boltz who tattoos out of Smith Street Tattoos in Brooklyn.

How much more ink are you planning on getting?

I really do not plan on getting too many more. I want full sleeves and to have my back done. After that I don’t have plans for anything else really.

You say you’re always on the computer. I believe it because you twitter’d me and sent me a MySpace message a minute apart. You’re on a sinking ship and you only have time to grab one thing. Is it your vibrator or you computer and why?

(LOL) You make me sound like such a lamewad. All three of my jobs are online. I work for a PR firm doing web based stuff for their clients; I work for tattoos.com; annnnnnnnddd I keep in touch with all my adoring boob lurkers… which yes, I consider a job and a very important one! To be frank I have never owned a sex toy in my life nor have I ever used one. Odd I know (LOL) but true. So, of course I would obviously save my laptop. I’m a huge nerd and I would die without it.

No sex toy? That ain’t white trash at all. If you could make a porno with a celebrity guy or girl, who would it be and why?

Currently, Robert Pattinson because he is a sexy fucking vampire obviously. But, my all time go to guy would be Johnny Depp as he is the sexiest man alive. Though yeah, I’m a half prude and would never make a porn. Sorry kids!

We first featured you on Yuhmm with a blog post about your interview with the blog “The Boobs.” Are your boobs your best asset and why?

Oh lord, one would like to think she has more to offer then just boobs. I kind of like to think I have a rad and well rounded personality and hopefully after knowing me, other people would say that too. Though, I do have pretty magical natural breasts.

Magical indeed. Last question. You say you have a mouth like a pirate. Give us a full on sentence using your favorite profanity on how you would tell a sleazy photographer to shove his camera up his ass. And go…

When I’m hurt I tend to be much more foul mouthed then when I just think someone is a douche bag. I just tell him to get fucked and walk out or possibly deck him out had he gotten out of line. One of the two options are very possible.

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